I’m a helpless romantic that tends to overthink most situations who probably needs to go to therapy.
“Words that come from the heart are always simple.”— Albert Camus
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
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Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.
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“You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.”— John Green
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Sometimes, she yell.
Sometimes, she needs a night off.
Me
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if the whole of the entertainment industry has to fall apart in order to punish sexual abusers then let it happen
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nO StOP IT
i aM DEAD
FUCK OFF OK
hognoses are fucking ridiculous
ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”
I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?
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